"In these times of global uncertainty, there are some things we need to be certain about. We need to be certain we don't spend more than we have; that we keep our budget balanced and we live within our means. We need to be certain to keep inflation under control, so that we keep rising prices in check. And most of all, we need to be certain to keep our taxes down, so you and your family have more to work with. This isn't the time for untested theories or risky schemes. It's a time for certainty."
BARF!
Certainly, we can be certain that Stephen Harper, in no uncertain terms, is himself certain, that in these times of global uncertainty, that he can keep us safe from certain death. He is a pillar of certainty in an uncertain world. Certainly, you must see that.
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"In these times of global uncertainty, there are some things we need to be certain about. We need to be certain we don't spend more than we have; that we keep our budget balanced and we live within our means. We need to be certain to keep inflation under control, so that we keep rising prices in check. And most of all, we need to be certain to keep our taxes down, so you and your family have more to work with. This isn't the time for untested theories or risky schemes. It's a time for certainty."
BARF!
Certainly, we can be certain that Stephen Harper, in no uncertain terms, is himself certain, that in these times of global uncertainty, that he can keep us safe from certain death. He is a pillar of certainty in an uncertain world. Certainly, you must see that.
Ugh... I need to take a shower now...
hehe, you made it even better then I thought it could possibly be!
thanks!
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